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Administrator Zeldin Announces New Name for EPA:
Environmental Pollution Agency
Name change reflects new pro-polluters mission under President Trump
Adm. Zeldin to host renaming ceremony at EPA on Thursday
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO – While visiting the site of an infamous 2023 chemical spill, U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lee Zeldin announced that the EPA would henceforth be known as the Environmental Pollution Agency to better align with the Trump administration’s pro-pollution agenda.
“For too long the EPA has worked for Americans who want clean air, clean water, and safe environments,” said Administrator Zeldin. “Under President Trump, we’re giving the power back to America’s patriotic fossil fuel and chemical companies. The same guys who raise your electric bill every year should be able to dump where they want without government interference. It’s called freedom.”
The name change comes on the heels of Administrator Zeldin’s other moves to prioritize polluters at the EPA, including dismantling the Office of Research & Development; reconsidering the ban on asbestos and regulations related to wastewater and mercury; and taking steps to allow the oil, gas, automotive, and other industries to pollute to their hearts’ desire.
Administrator Zeldin further announced that he will officiate a renaming ceremony this Thursday, August 7, at 10 a.m. Media and the public are invited to join him at the EPA (12th St. NW between Pennsylvania and Constitution Aves.) at that time. Please RSVP to [email protected].
“The Climate Hoax is DEAD! Just like I PROMISED during the Campaign when I told oil execs why they should give me a BILLION dollars — we’re ENDING the ridiculous, job-destroying “Environmental” Regulations that the Radical Left loves so much,” President Donald Trump posted on Truth Social. “Lee and I are doing an INCREDIBLE job with the Environmental POLLUTION Agency (much better name!). No more Green New Scam — America FIRST means chemical runoff in EVERY backyard and FIRES in every river — just like the GOOD OLD DAYS!!!”
“I commend the Trump administration for taking steps to get rid of the Endangerment Finding that’s been regulating greenhouse gases — or as we call them, Miracle Molecules,” said Michael K. Wirth, CEO of Chevron. “True to its name, the finding endangers small businesses like mine. Thank you to President Trump for the freedom to pollute.”
“Naysayers will claim that pulling back regulations will cause more disasters like the deadly floods in Texas,” said EPA spokeswoman Melinda McFossilShill. “This is 100% false. We all know that floods and hurricanes are caused either by God’s wrath or by suspicious minority groups manipulating the weather.”